Alliance information: White Stag Exit Bag

Status:

Active

Name:

White Stag Exit Bag

Short name:

NO.GF

Start date:

2015-08-23 17:27:20

Corporations:

3

Pilots:

94

Alliance website:

Alliance creator:

 Tiberian Skybreaker

Creator corporation:

 Oruze Cruise

Executor corporation:

 Oruze Cruise

Alliance
description:

- Lots of SP requirements
- No time commitments (but people will complain non-stop until you log in to babysit them)
- Wormhole industrialists
- Mix of EU/AU timezone players (plus some US pretending to be AU)
- Great at Eve
- Good at dealing with All-Out
If Eve is just a game to you, you should join us. We also think it's a game, because it's a game. We can't hold grudges against people that evict us because our alliance is composed of people that have evicted us. If you can't beat them, join them and completely devastate their comms coherence and morale. It's all part of the game and the important thing is to login and have something interesting happen, or even to simply hang out on discord and clog bulletins with our petty garbage.
We hate getting into fights, love running wormhole sites, and most of us have formed some sort of mobius strip composed of people trying to sniff the wallets off of the person in front of them. We don't try out any new venture that members want, because ventures are bad and oruze told us to train mining barges. We're all about letting anyone in the corp, making a plan, and then making thirty other plans until someone loudly declares SPEARFISH but by then the rattlesnake is gone.
Public channel, hang out and chitchat: Ember Sands Public
How to apply: Please don't

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.


If you really, really, really need to talk to someone about our alliance for some reason, contact Timm3h.